This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.
We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”
"Why did you make him wear a dress?"
"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"
"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."
"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."
The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.
When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.
Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.
let me just park my fucking squid
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
OH MY GOD
im so done
what a delightful story
if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue
and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
this is the most intelligent post i have ever seen
if this gets to 30k notes and they don’t try this on supernatural, i’m gonna cry
aw come on you’re going to cry anyway i mean supernatural
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
This is the gif portal to the dream world of your choice.
No this gif is sign that bitches better run because a Nazgul is coming.
The LotR fandom is starting to ruin hipster posts, my life is now complete. :D
well it was bloody time